Some fuckers like to shit talk yoga as this 'feminine' sort of fitness that real men would never be caught dead doing. Pay no attention to these troglodytes, who ignore the values of proper breathing, flexibility, and blood flow. The latter two are especially important for those planning on building crucial "raping-mommy's womb" endurance.
Oh, and if the yoga studio of today's protagonist seemed to have had changed significantly following his first lesson, that is because it did. Following Day 2 of Kamasutra yoga, the college kid had yoinked all credentials from his non-functioning mother, selling off all of Lisa's possessions, her yoga studio, their actual home, and eventually dropped out of university.
Hiring an escort crew, the two settled down in Faudercuckt, Oedipa. Rent in the city was cheap, so Sam had plenty of cash left after mortgaging a house to rent out a nice big space so Lisa may continue her fitness. No more paid classes though, she was to only provide private lessons with him, her new (legally-binding) owner.
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Some fuckers like to shit talk yoga as this 'feminine' sort of fitness that real men would never be caught dead doing. Pay no attention to these troglodytes, who ignore the values of proper breathing, flexibility, and blood flow. The latter two are especially important for those planning on building crucial "raping-mommy's womb" endurance.
Oh, and if the yoga studio of today's protagonist seemed to have had changed significantly following his first lesson, that is because it did. Following Day 2 of Kamasutra yoga, the college kid had yoinked all credentials from his non-functioning mother, selling off all of Lisa's possessions, her yoga studio, their actual home, and eventually dropped out of university.
Hiring an escort crew, the two settled down in Faudercuckt, Oedipa. Rent in the city was cheap, so Sam had plenty of cash left after mortgaging a house to rent out a nice big space so Lisa may continue her fitness. No more paid classes though, she was to only provide private lessons with him, her new (legally-binding) owner.